Written by: ColePerfidious
Date: 06/15/2026
The White House, Washington D.C. – At today’s emergency press conference, President R3VOCATE has announced the “Ultimate TPS Championship: Freedom 35.” He explained that the event would be held on the South Lawn of the White House, and the tournament would be bracket style. He went on to say that this event would “[mark] the beginning of our group’s (hopefully) most active months.”
The tournament will draw all matchups this Saturday, with rounds being contested on a best-of-three basis with 1v1 matches. The White House asks that all participants ensure their registration information is submitted accurately ahead of tournament day, and they encourage costume wearing. Register Here
NOTICE:
Members of law enforcement are permitted to compete on their respective teams, and citizens are permitted to attend with any weapon bought from the legal weapons dealer.
Additionally, the President made a few more serious remarks regarding vacant positions within the executive branch. AthysiusLyn will be nominated for Secretary of Homeland Security following the department’s earlier stumbles with leadership. The President also stated that acting Commandant of the Marine Corps, ErikJBaran, will not continue as acting CMC due to a lack of time to dedicate to the role.
